Jenny's Mondegreens

Saturday afternoon G and I were out to lunch when I thought he said, "Hey, did you know that my nipple juice....?" I laughed because he caught me off guard (in public nonetheless) and asked him to repeat. He said, "Did you know that pineapple juice....?" I never heard the rest of the question because I was laughing so hard.

Today Terrence came by and was telling me about a customer that was in yesterday and he said they were a bridal wrench. A bridal wrench? He laughed because apparently he said they are bright orange.