Wednesday, May 26, 2004

I Wish I Could Wear An Eye! 

After sitting down at our Macaroni Grill table, I saw the waiter and I said I loved his tie. Jenny said, "What? You wish you could wear an eye?" I said, "No, look at that guy's tie. I wish I could wear a tie."

I'm Printable? 

Just a few moments later, while we were still at Macaroni Grill, Terrence handed Jenny the beeper for our table. "I'm imprintable?!" Jenny asked. "I said it's your turn to hold it," Terrence replied.

Pay People To Make Pesto 

Last Saturday at Macaroni Grill, Jenny thought I said, "That's why they pay people to make pesto." What? No, I said, "That's why they pay you the big bucks."

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