Monday, December 27, 2004
Eew, Spiders!
Last week I was frantically finishing Christmas gifts and Jason (my fiancee) called from the kitchen, "Do you want some ICED SPIDERS?" I shouted back, "WHAT?! No, I don't want any spiders." He came back into the living room laughing, and said, "I asked if you wanted any hot cider."
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Five People?
I was talking to Joey today and I said that I was with five people today. But he thought I said that I went to Bible School today.
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Dinner?
Last night at dinner Jenny asked her dad if he was going to have dinner with Raymond in the R.V. Confused about who owned an R.V., I piped up. Jenny actually asked if her dad was going to have the holiday dinner at Daemons with R&B Construction.
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Two minutes for nothing?
Finally, at the Titans game, Emily turned to me to ask me why a certain hockey player got two minutes for nothing. I had to tell her that the hockey player actually got two minutes for roughing.
Plastic Harp?
At the Trenton Titans game, I thought I heard the guy on the loud speaker saying somethign about a plastic harp, so I turned to Emily to clarify, and it turns out the guy on the loud speaker was saying "plastic card."
Cambodia?
At the Trenton Titans game, Emily turned to me to ask if it was time for Cambodia, but she actually was asking if it was time for the Zamboni.
Trying to look like 40?
On the way into the Trenton Titans game, Joanne said, "I'm trying to look like I'm forty." But what she really said is that she was trying to look sporty.
