Jenny's Mondegreens

I said something to my coworker about the computer we use to rip to our printers as I was walking into my office, he misheard me and asked, "Wait, did you just say we should boot her after she puts out because she smells funky?", and he was totally serious. So I replied, "Yeah, dude, we're back in highschool, and I'm totally going to drop her after she puts out. Not. I said 'You should reboot it after it prints out because it's acting funky'."