Thursday, April 27, 2006
Runinating..
Nate: Do Jews have ruminating stomachs too?
Carrie: Jews?!?
Nate: Do Deer have ruminating stomachs too?
Carrie: Jews?!?
Nate: Do Deer have ruminating stomachs too?
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Restaurant Folly
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Waitress: Would you like to start with an appetizer or a fist of butter?
Us: uh...no thanks.
note: nobody knows what was actually said
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Waitress: Would you like sour cream or no cream on that?
Dave: What?
Waitress: How would you like your burger cooked?
Waitress: Would you like to start with an appetizer or a fist of butter?
Us: uh...no thanks.
note: nobody knows what was actually said
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Waitress: Would you like sour cream or no cream on that?
Dave: What?
Waitress: How would you like your burger cooked?
Friday, April 21, 2006
What Every Office Needs
Guy #1 at work: What we need to get in here is some bowling balls.
Guy #2: Pins?
Guy #1: Every Marketing department needs some
Me: WHAT?!?!
Guys #1 & #2 stare at me with looks like, "Girl done gone and lost her mind,"
Guy #2: What's wrong with roller ball pens?
Me: Oh
Guy #2: Pins?
Guy #1: Every Marketing department needs some
Me: WHAT?!?!
Guys #1 & #2 stare at me with looks like, "Girl done gone and lost her mind,"
Guy #2: What's wrong with roller ball pens?
Me: Oh
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Pineapples
Carrie: "You know, Robin says that pineapples are best with salami."
Nate: "What? The pineapples are best in Somalia?"
Nate: "What? The pineapples are best in Somalia?"
