Thursday, April 27, 2006


Nate: Do Jews have ruminating stomachs too?

Carrie: Jews?!?

Nate: Do Deer have ruminating stomachs too?

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Restaurant Folly 

Waitress: Would you like to start with an appetizer or a fist of butter?

Us: uh...no thanks.

note: nobody knows what was actually said


Waitress: Would you like sour cream or no cream on that?

Dave: What?

Waitress: How would you like your burger cooked?

Friday, April 21, 2006

What Every Office Needs 

Guy #1 at work: What we need to get in here is some bowling balls.

Guy #2: Pins?

Guy #1: Every Marketing department needs some

Me: WHAT?!?!

Guys #1 & #2 stare at me with looks like, "Girl done gone and lost her mind,"

Guy #2: What's wrong with roller ball pens?

Me: Oh

Saturday, April 01, 2006


Carrie: "You know, Robin says that pineapples are best with salami."

Nate: "What? The pineapples are best in Somalia?"

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