Jenny's Mondegreens

At Disneyland on Sunday I bought a headband with Winnie the Pooh ears on it. When I took them up to the counter, the cashier asked, "Do you want the tight socks that go with them?"

I just stared at her. Finally I asked her to repeat what she said. Speaking slowly and carefully, as if to a crazy person, she said, "I asked if you wanted the tags cut off so you could wear them?"