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Sunday, December 07, 2008

Virgins 

Joey: Do you like Pidgin more than all the other IM Clients?

Carrie: Do I live virgins more than all the other clients? What?
// posted by Carrie @ 9:05 PM

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Eggs 

Terry: I have been making eggs all day.
Me: What? Why so many eggs?
Terry: I said, I have had a headache all day.
// posted by Carrie @ 8:10 AM

Sunday, August 12, 2007

New Ice Cream Flavors 

At Fosselman's:

Joey, looking at Nate's ice cream: Nate, how's the burgundy cherry?

Jenny: What? How's the Presbyterian turkey?
// posted by Carrie @ 9:21 PM

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Air Trombone 

Flying on Southwest the other day, I heard the flight attendant say, "All Trombones and electronic devices must be turned off." I'm sure I had a quizzical look on my face until I realized she really said "All cell phones and electronic devices must be turned off."
// posted by Susan @ 2:38 PM

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Uh, good one 

Jenny, on the phone:

Charles Mason's Dad is coming?!?


Oh, Jason's dad. Right.
// posted by Carrie @ 6:39 PM

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Runinating.. 

Nate: Do Jews have ruminating stomachs too?

Carrie: Jews?!?

Nate: Do Deer have ruminating stomachs too?
// posted by Carrie @ 2:14 PM

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Restaurant Folly 

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Waitress: Would you like to start with an appetizer or a fist of butter?

Us: uh...no thanks.

note: nobody knows what was actually said

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Waitress: Would you like sour cream or no cream on that?

Dave: What?

Waitress: How would you like your burger cooked?
// posted by Carrie @ 11:06 PM

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