Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Eggs
Terry: I have been making eggs all day.
Me: What? Why so many eggs?
Terry: I said, I have had a headache all day.
Me: What? Why so many eggs?
Terry: I said, I have had a headache all day.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
New Ice Cream Flavors
At Fosselman's:
Joey, looking at Nate's ice cream: Nate, how's the burgundy cherry?
Jenny: What? How's the Presbyterian turkey?
Joey, looking at Nate's ice cream: Nate, how's the burgundy cherry?
Jenny: What? How's the Presbyterian turkey?
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Air Trombone
Flying on Southwest the other day, I heard the flight attendant say, "All Trombones and electronic devices must be turned off." I'm sure I had a quizzical look on my face until I realized she really said "All cell phones and electronic devices must be turned off."
Saturday, July 08, 2006
Uh, good one
Jenny, on the phone:
Charles Mason's Dad is coming?!?
Oh, Jason's dad. Right.
Charles Mason's Dad is coming?!?
Oh, Jason's dad. Right.
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Runinating..
Nate: Do Jews have ruminating stomachs too?
Carrie: Jews?!?
Nate: Do Deer have ruminating stomachs too?
Carrie: Jews?!?
Nate: Do Deer have ruminating stomachs too?
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Restaurant Folly
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Waitress: Would you like to start with an appetizer or a fist of butter?
Us: uh...no thanks.
note: nobody knows what was actually said
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Waitress: Would you like sour cream or no cream on that?
Dave: What?
Waitress: How would you like your burger cooked?
Waitress: Would you like to start with an appetizer or a fist of butter?
Us: uh...no thanks.
note: nobody knows what was actually said
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Waitress: Would you like sour cream or no cream on that?
Dave: What?
Waitress: How would you like your burger cooked?
Friday, April 21, 2006
What Every Office Needs
Guy #1 at work: What we need to get in here is some bowling balls.
Guy #2: Pins?
Guy #1: Every Marketing department needs some
Me: WHAT?!?!
Guys #1 & #2 stare at me with looks like, "Girl done gone and lost her mind,"
Guy #2: What's wrong with roller ball pens?
Me: Oh
Guy #2: Pins?
Guy #1: Every Marketing department needs some
Me: WHAT?!?!
Guys #1 & #2 stare at me with looks like, "Girl done gone and lost her mind,"
Guy #2: What's wrong with roller ball pens?
Me: Oh
