Jenny's Mondegreens

On the phone last week with Ryan just before my surgery, I could have sworn that Ryan said "I feel naked." What?! In reality, he said, "It's been ages."

I'm at my computer this morning when I hear Susan yell to one of her employees, "Hey don't forget, we have to work on the ninja turtle newsletter today!" What? Ninja Turtles? No, "the internal newsletter."

Jennifer and I were in the lunch room eating when Stephanie came in. She went to the counter to prepare her lunch and then seeing what we had, said "I'm jealous all I have is this porno salad". Jennifer and I looked at each other with confusion and then laughed. Stephanie said "what?" and I said "porno salad?" Stephanie said "I said all I have is this boring salad."

I was just at Coco's for lunch and heard the old lady at the next table ask the waiter what types of muffins they had today. He replied blueberry, banana nut, pteradactyl....HUH?! A couple minutes later he went to the table across from me. The man asked what types of muffins they had. Blueberry, banana nut, pteradactyl...WHAAAA? Finally, when paying my bill, I looked into the bakery case and there were the muffin selections for the day. Blueberry, banana nut and carrot apple.